it's me. the sophmeister.

the only time a tootsie roll tastes good is on halloween.

mini butterfingers are better than the big ones.

1:39 am with 7 notes

things i know about moana

  • had to put off a trip 2 disneyland for a whole year 2 pay for her braces
  • swag
  • likes hats and soulja boy

1:37 am with 8 notes

i hit my head really hard today on the car door and got a good sized lump there. i’m lumpy!!!!!

1:34 am with 2 notes

my hair smell like hair dye like honestly. patooey.

1:32 am with 2 notes

nge is awful! why do y’all reblog/talk about/watch it 

1:29 am with 8 notes

what i say: i wanna do it

what i mean: likc this *****!

1:28 am with 2 notes

i realized the cardigan i got for liek $4 has shoulder pads today which makes it 10x more awesome

1:27 am with 4 notes

1:12 am . 260,067 notes . reblog?

bring the beeper back!

12:29 am with 6 notes

i wish i was ron from kim possible!!

booyah!

12:29 am with 12 notes